Lab Workers Law: "When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly."
Green's Law: "Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about."
Law of TV Programming: "If there are only two shows worth watching they will be on at the same time."
Modern Science Laws:
- " If it's green or wriggles, it's biology."
- "If it stinks, it's chemistry."
- "If it doesn't work, it's physics."
First Rule of Acting: "Whatever happens, look as if you intended it to happen."
Second Law of Applied Terror: "The more studying you did for the exam,the less sure you are as to which answer they want."
First Law of Applied Terror: "When reviewing your notes before an exam,the most important ones will be illegible."Finagle's 8th Rule: "Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else."